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Kahwin dengan lelaki

Ajoi ialah saksi satu kes jenayah berat, kelihatan gementar dan gugup ketika diminta memberi keterangan oleh seorang peguam. Dengan suara yang lantang, peguam itu bertanya, adakah anda sudah berkahwin?.
Sudah, Tuan. jawab Ajoi dengan suara yang tersekat-sekat.
Peguam : Sudah berapa kali, kamu berkahwin
Rizal : Sekali sahaja.,
Peguam : Dengan siapa kamu berkahwin?,
Rizal : Seorang perempuan, Tuan!
Kerana panas mendengar jawapan dari Ajoi, dengan marah, peguam berkata, Tentulah kamu berkahwin dengan perempuan. Kamu pernah dengar ke ada orang yang kahwin dengan lelaki? ,
Ajoi : Ada tuan, adik perempuan saya berkahwin dengan lelaki, tuan.

Love Call For The Wife

Kamal invitees his friend dinner.

Mizal, the landlord, call his wife with said said Sayang… Sweet… Cintaku… Sayangku…Kasihku… and suchlike.

Kamal eyes Mizal and said, “Romantic once, after decades marry, you still call isterimu dgn those words.”

Mizal shrugs and whisper, “in fact, I forget her name since three years ago.”

Name

Three men, a British, an American and a Malaysian were sitting beside
each other on a plane. The British started introducing himself to the
other two, “My name is Bond, James Bond.”

The American replies, “My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme,
Jean Claude Van Damme”.

Not wanting to be left out, the Malaysian added in, “My name is Agung,
DiPertuan Agung, Yang DiPertuan Agung, Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan
Agung, Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Yang Maha Mulia
Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri
Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung.”

The Break In

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.

No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.  I’ve been trying to do that for years!

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Author: anayusof

A mother to two adorable kids.Working in an engineering consultation firm. Masih baru dalam dunia blogging.Cantik tiada tapi manis ada..he,he,he

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